The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor: who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist
who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman
who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser
who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Dentist: who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman
who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser
who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Milkman: who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser
who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Hairdresser: who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer
who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Interior Designer: who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker
who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Banker: who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The Primal Hunter: who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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