4th runner up:

Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm

3rd runner up:

A Pee Wee Herman pull toy

2nd runner up:

The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties

1st runner up:

5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game

Winner:

The "Learn about puberty chia pet"

Honorable mentions:

Supersoaker 9000:

For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.

The laff-o-minit jajic spellin' tootoo

Doggie dentist

Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.

Cuisin-Art

Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.

Water retention Wanda

Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.

Advanced play medical kit

includes colonoscope and speculum.

Chocolate covered lead soldiers

Bungeroo

kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms

Islamic strip poker

lose a hand, lose a hand.

The Christmastime 'Ho-'ho-'ho blow-up doll

the name says it all