What To Say About A Bad Xmas Gift
  1. Hey! There's a gift!
  2. Well, Well, well ...
  3. Oh Boy! If I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
  4. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
  5. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
  6. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!!!!
  7. I love it--But I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
  8. Sadly, tomorrow, I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
  9. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
  10. I really don't deserve this.

Submitted By: Kelli
Dec 31, 1997 08:18

This joke is rated: PG