| 370.01 | Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. |
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| 370.02 | Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. |
| 370.03 | The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash. |
| 370.04 | It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. |
| 370.05 | It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys. |
| 370.06 | It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon. |
| 370.07 | It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals orbrothels. |
| 370.08 | If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same. |
| 370.09 | It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. |
| 370.10 | Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act). |
| ARS 8007.21 | It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site. |
Submitted By: Anonymous
Oct 7, 1998 08:36