Clinton Vs. Titanic Video
  1. Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet.
    Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet.
  2. Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long.
    Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long.
  3. Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.
  4. Titanic Video: Villain: White Star Line.
    Clinton Video: Villain: Ken Starr.
  5. Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist.
  6. Titanic Video: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton Video: Ditto for Bill.
  7. Titanic Video: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton Video: Ditto for Monica.
  8. Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton Video: Let's not go there.
  9. Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton Video: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
  10. Titanic Video: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
    Clinton Video: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70 percent.
  11. Titanic Video: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton Video: Bill goes home to Hillary.

Submitted By: John Edwards
Oct 26, 1998 12:41

This joke is rated: PG