Corporate Hierarchy
The CEO:
  • Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
  • Is more powerful than a locomotive.
  • Is faster than a speeding bullet.
  • Walks on water.
  • Gives policy to God.
The Vice Presidents:
  • Leap short buildings in a single bound.
  • Are more powerful than a switch engine.
  • Are just as fast as a speeding bullet.
  • Walk on water if the sea is calm.
  • Talk to God.
Division Managers:
  • Leap short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
  • Are almost as powerful as a switch engine.
  • Can fire a speeding bullet.
  • Walk on water in an indoor swimming pool.
  • Talk with God if special request is approved.
Department Managers:
  • Barely clear Quanset huts.
  • Lose tug of war with a locomotive.
  • Misfire frequently.
  • Swim well.
  • Are occasionally addressed by God.
Department Supervisors:
  • Make high marks on walls trying to leap tall buildings.
  • Are run over by locomotives.
  • Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting personal injury.
  • Dog paddle.
  • Talk to animals.
Engineers:
  • Run into buildings, face first.
  • Recognize locomotives two out of three times.
  • Are not issued ammunition.
  • Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
  • Talk to walls.
Technicians:
  • Fall over doorsteps when attempting to enter buildings.
  • Say, "Look at Choo Choo"
  • Wet themselves with water pistols.
  • Play in mud puddles.
  • Mumble to themselves.
The Department Secretary:
  • Lifts tall buildings and walks under them.
  • Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
  • Catches speeding bullets in her bare teeth and eats them.
  • Freezes water with a single glance.
  • IS GOD.

Submitted By: Melissa Moran
Jul 15, 1997 19:39

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Work list