A little boy comes home early from school one day and is concerned to discover that no one is at home. He looks around the house for his mother and sees that her bedroom door is closed.

He opens the door to find total darkness and whistles, "Geez, it sure is dark in here!" All of the sudden there is mad scampering in the bedroom and a masculine voice from underneath the bed says, "I'll pay you $ 25 if you never mention that this happened." The little boy is very happy to accept the money and swears secrecy.

The next Sunday, the mother takes the little boy to church. He goes into the confenssional and says, "Geez, it sure is dark in here!" The priest on the other side says, "Now don't start that again."