Dating Terminology
- ATTRACTION
- the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT
- what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
- DATING
- the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
- BIRTH CONTROL
- avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
- EASY
- a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
- EYE CONTACT
- a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
- FRIEND
- a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
- INDIFFERENCE
- a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
- INTERESTING
- a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
- IRRITATING HABIT
- what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
- LAW OF RELATIVITY
- how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
- NYMPHOMANIAC
- a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 22, 1998 10:41