Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC
or DC
?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away,
it is
DC.
If it gets stuck, it was AC.
Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an induction
motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base, turn the
motor
around, and put back the bolts.
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
Interviewer: How do you limit surge current within an
integrated circuit?
Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.
Examiner: " Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC
to pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK.
DC Comes straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor
stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and jumps right over
the capacitor!"
Examiner : "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student : "A transformer that is put on top of electric
poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down
transformer?"
Student (hesitantly): "Uh - A transfomer that is put
in the
basement or
in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a
transformer that is
installed on the ground?"
(student knows he is caught -- can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"
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