Common German Expressions

Dog:
Barkenpantensniffer
Dog Catcher:
Barkenpantensniffersnatcher
Dog Catcher's Truck:
Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen
Garage for Truck:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus
Truck Repairman:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker
Mechanic's Union:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe
Doctor:
Chestergethumpenpulsentooker
Nurse:
Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper
Hypodermic Needle:
Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticken
Backside:
Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz
Piano:
Plinkenplankenplunkenbox
Pianist:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder
Piano Stool:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat
Piano Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle
Fathers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe
Mothers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowentellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers
Automobile:
Honkenbrakenscreecher
Gasoline:
Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen
Driver:
Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker
Auto Mechanic:
Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer
Repair Bill:
Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste

Submitted By: Jim Arnett
Nov 18, 1997 17:26

This joke is rated: PG