Guy walks into a pub and sees a sign above the bar that reads:

Steak Sandwich:	$3.50
Cheese Sandwich:	$2.50
Handjob:	$10.00

Behind the bar, he sees three beautiful women. Each is absolutely gorgeous. He leafs through his wallet to see how much money he has with him then approaches the bar.
He asks one of them, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
Leaning over the counter seductively, she says, "Yes, I am."
He leans over as he puts some bills down on the bar and says, "Then go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."