Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex
  1. It's legal to play hockey professionally
  2. The puck is always there
  3. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it
  4. It lasts a full hour
  5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
  6. Your parents cheer when you score
  7. A two on one or three on one is not uncommon
  8. Periods last only 20 minutes
  9. You can count on hockey twice a week
  10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

Submitted By: JoLene
Mar 19, 1999 12:46

This joke is rated: PG