Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex
- It's legal to play hockey professionally
- The puck is always there
- The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it
- It lasts a full hour
- You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
- Your parents cheer when you score
- A two on one or three on one is not uncommon
- Periods last only 20 minutes
- You can count on hockey twice a week
- You can tell your friends about it afterwards
Submitted By: JoLene
Mar 19, 1999 12:46