A guy walks into a farm supply store and walks up to the counter. He tells the saaalesman that he needs a chicken for his farm. The sales guy says o.k. but around here we don't call them chickens, we call them pull-its. The guy says o.k. I need a pull-it for my farm. So the sales man goes and gets the pull-it. When he comes back the guy says I also need a rooster for my farm. The sales man says o.k. but around here we don't call them roosters we call them c---s. The guy says o.k. I need a c--- for my farm. So the sales man goes and gets the c---. When he gets back the guy says oh I almost forgot I also need a donkey for my farm. The sales man says o.k. you are lucky because this is the last one we have. The man pays for everything and the sales man says oh I forgot to tell you there is a strange thing with this ass. Every once in a while it will sit down and to get it started you have to scratch it. The guy doesn't really think much about it. He is Walking out to his car and the ass sits down. So the guy says to a lady walking by, "Will you hopld my c--- and pull-it while I scratch my ass?"