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A couple is driving down the highway when a cop pulls them over. The cop walks up and says, "You were doing eighty-five in a fifty-five."
The guy says, "You know, officer, I was doing sixty the whole time, and then the last few minutes, I guess I was just keeping up with traffic and I wasn't watching..."
His wife says, "That's not true. You were doing eighty-five or ninety the whole time."
He turns to her, gives her a drop dead look, and says, "Would you please shut up?"

Then the cop says, "And I notice you haven't got your seat belt buckled."
The man replies, "Well, officer, I did have it buckled, but then I had to undo it to get my wallet out to show you my license."
His wife says, "That's not true. You haven't had it on the whole time."
He turns to her, gives her a drop dead look, and says, "What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you keep that mouth of your closed? Just shut up!!"

The cop walks around to the wife's side and motions for her to roll down the window.
The cop says, "Does he always talk to you like that?"
She says, "No officer, only when he's drunk."