So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you
suppose that you would live in this house?"
He thinks about it and
says, "Dear I love you so much that I don't even want to think about
anything happening to you. But I really do like this house and it is
close to work, it's almost paid for, and it's been a wonderful house.
So I suppose that we would live here."
So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you
suppose that you would sleep in this bed?"
He thinks about this and
says, "I do love you so much and I hate to think of losing you. But
this is a great bed and it is so good for my back. So I suppose that we would sleep in this bed."
So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you
suppose that she would use my golf clubs?"
He says, "Oh no, she's left handed."
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