I'm Winning
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in coins, and cans of coke keep coming out.
A guy walks up behind her and says, "Can I please use the machine?" The Blonde says,
"SCRAM! Can't you see I'm winning?"
Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 27, 1998 13:11