Sure enough when Juan woke up the next morning he was mayor. He was a good mayor and brought much prosperity to the town.
A year later Juan was walking down the same street, wearing the
same suit, carrying the same briefcase and listening to WKRX on the same
walkman, when the funny little man appeared again.
He said, "Juan you're
still a nice guy. You don't beat the wife. You don't beat the kids. You
don't even beat the ardvark in the backyard. I'm going to make you
governor." And the man disappeared.
Sure enough when Juan woke up the next morning he was governor. Juan became a great Governor and was admired by all. He didn't let anything go to his head and spent his free time helping out the local charities. He cleaned up the streets; got rid of the gangs; and sent all the children back to school. Soon, his state had become a model for others to follow. He loved his people and they loved him.
A year later Juan was walking down the same street, wearing the
same suit, carrying the same briefcase and listening to WKRX on the same
walkman, when the funny little man appeared again.
He said, "Juan you're
still a nice guy. You don't beat the wife. You don't beat the kids. You
don't even beat the ardvark in the back yard. I'm going to make you
president." And the man disappeared.
Sure enough when Juan woke up the next morning, a National Convention had been called and he was the President. As President, Juan was outstanding. He trimmed the Government fat and created enough jobs to send everyone back to work. He even cut his own salary. People were no longer homeless and everyone became quite prosperous. Juan began to realize how powerful he had become, but he was still in touch with the common man. His accomplishments gained worldwide recognition.
A year later Juan was walking doen the same street, wearing the
same suit, carrying the same briefcase and listening to WKRX on the same
walkman, when the funny little man appeared again.
He said, "Juan you're
still a nice guy. You don't beat the wife. You don't beat the kids. You
don't even beat the ardvark in the back yard. I'm going to make you ruler
of the world." And the man disappeared.
Sure enough when Juan woke up the next morning, a World Convention had been held in Geneva and he was now Ruler of the World. As ruler of the world, Juan became greedy. He started wondering why he had never taken advantage of his positions in the past. He started keeping money for himself and living the high life. His people soon became irritated with him and started throwing trash at him as he walked down the street. He surrounded himself with Security to protect himself.
A year later Juan was riding down the same street in a stretch limo, wearing an Armani suit, carrying an eelskin briefcase and listening to WHTZ on the HIFI stereo in the limo, when the funny little man appeared again, somehow managing to get past all of Juan's bodyguards. He said, "Juan you're a bad man." And he pulled out a golf gun and shot him.
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What's a golf gun? You may ask.
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I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.
Submitted By: Anonymous