Marked Car
When Merle stopped in the huge airport parking lot to pick up his
wife, he wanted to mark his popularly colored car so he could
find it easily. He couldn't find anything in the car, then
noticed a small balloon tied to the antenna of another car. He
thought of a condom he carried, blew it up, tied it off and
started to attach it to his antenna. Then he thought, how would
he explain that to his wife. So he tied it on the antenna of the
car parked next to his. After he headed for the terminal a
passing environmentalist noticed the use of the unusual marker,
took out his magic marker and wrote "recycled" on the condom. A
few minutes later Father Murphy, returning with a couple of nuns,
blinked a few times at his car's antenna, and came close to
declaring that someone must have stolen his car.