Men Are Like . . .
Men Are Like . . .
- Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
- Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
- Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
- Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
- Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
- Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
- Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
- High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
- Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
- Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
- Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Department Stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
- Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.
- Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
- Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
- Chocolate bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
- Coffee
Tthe best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.(Mmmmmm Coffee!)
- Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
- Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
- Cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. (OUCH!!!!)
- Laxatives.
They irritate the s--- out of you
- Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken (AMEN)
- Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last
- Linolium floors.
Lay him right the 1st time and you can walk all over him for years.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 15, 1999 14:03