Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?

The producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men who will be dropped in an unidentified suburb with a van, six kids (each of whom play two sports and take either a musical instrument or dance class) and no access to fast food. They must keep the house clean, correct all homework (receiving at least a "B+" on all papers), complete one science project, cook (they can bring one cookbook), do laundry, etc. They have access to television only when the kids are asleep and all chores are done, and none of the TVs have remotes. Also, they have to shave their legs and wear makeup which they must apply themselves while making six lunches.

The competitions will consist of such things as attending a PTA meeting and accurately reporting the results; cleaning up after a sick child at 3 a.m.; making an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and getting a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off.

The winner gets to go back to his job.