New NY Tourist Slogans
- We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.
- If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free.
- We break more laws by 9 AM than most cities do all day.
- Come explore our mysterious puddles.
- It's the city that never sleeps and rarely bathes.
- Twice the fun and three times the crack.
- We love to grope and it shows.
- Food, folks, and felonies.
- Yes that's a revolver in our pants, and yes we are happy to see you.
- New York: the Gateway to Newark.
Submitted By: Anonymous
May 29, 1998 13:18