Nose Picking Glossary
- The Kiddie Pick
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When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!
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Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
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When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
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Fake Nose Scratch
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When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
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Making A Meal Out Of It
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You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
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Surprise Pickings
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When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of
your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
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Autopick
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The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.
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Pick Your Brains
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Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
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Pick And Save
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When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
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Pick And Roll
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No explanation needed.
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Pick And Flick
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Ditto.
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Pick And Stick
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You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
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Paydirt
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The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.
Submitted By: Best of: Humor Mailing List
Jan 15, 1999 16:15