Top 10 Reasons Not To Date An Engineer
- T-shirt and jean are their formal dress. Hot dog and a
6-pack is their seven course meal.
- The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
- Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat.
- Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm, daily. No morning kisses and no
evening walks.
- No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just
sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of
mathematical logic.
- Listens to classic rock only. Hates everything from Bach to
Prince.
- Touches his car more than you.
- Talks in acronym.
- Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
- Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of
debugging.