She's breaking wind

In the street

The smell tonight

Hard to beat

She never needs perfume

'Cause her aroma's so distinct

She just lets go

To her it's just an instinct

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Feel the stench in my face

Her ass is close to me

Don't dare light a match

When I feel that breeze

Just a fool would believe

She eats anything but beans

She's breaking wind

I think I'm in love with her

But she's so crude

'Cause a rumbling fart

Can spoil the mood

And she's just fooling herself

She can't stop alone

Farts Anonymous

Is on the phone

CHORUS