How Email Is Like A Penis
-
Some folks have it, some don't.
- Those who
have it would be devastated if it were ever cut
off.
- Those who have it think that those who
don't are somehow inferior.
- Many of those who
don't have it would like to try it (e-mail
envy).
- It can be up or down. It's more fun
when it's up, but this makes it hard
to get any
real work done.
- In the long distant past, its
only purpose was to transmit information
vital to
the survival of the species. Some people still
think that's the
only
thing it should be used
for, but most folks today use it for fun most of
the
time.
- If you don't apply the appropriate
measures, it can spread viruses.
- If you use
it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to
think coherently.
- We attach an
importance to it that is far greater than its
actual size
and
influence warrant.
- If
you're not careful what you do with it, it can get
you into a lot of
trouble.
Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
1/16/97