This guy walks into a bar and immediately realizes it's a gay bar, but thinks, "What the heck, I really want a drink".

When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?".
The customer says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the customer says, "All right, ...what's the name of YOUR penis?".
The gay waiter says "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT".
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is SECRET".
The waiter asks "SECRET"?
The customer says, "Yeah ... Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."