What is a human resource? Does your organization struggle with
the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint
for ensuring success in job placement.
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put
them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for
two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back
and see what they are doing.
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If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in
Engineering.
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If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.
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If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to
Manufacturing.
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If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.
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If they are sleeping, they are Management material.
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If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs.
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If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to
Security.
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If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to
Marketing.
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And if they've left early, put them in Sales.