Red Riding Hood (RRH) is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says RRH. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road RRH sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr Wolf", says RRH. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track RRH sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts RRH.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you f--- off, I'm trying to take a s---!"