They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there might be enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we made love, I put $20 into the bank. But there are quite a few $50 bills and some $100 bills in here."
The wife replied,"Well, everybody isn't as stingy as you are!"
Submitted By: Melissa Moran
Oct 15, 1997 21:32