This guy from Omaha comes to New York to visit the Big Apple, and he is amazed at the immense proportions of the skyscrapers. He is astounded at the World Trade Center and goes in and finds a bar. He sees two guys drinking there and he makes himself part of the conversation.

"Shooee!" he cries, "Boy these skyscrapers are surely massive!"
"Yeah they are," repies one of the guys at the bar, "and they are scientifically built."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, they're built in such a way that if you jump off the top of the skyscraper, the wind currents will pick you up at the last minute and sweep you back to the top!"
"Shooee!"
"C'mon, I'll show you."

So the Nebraskan follows the two men as they go to the top of the World Trade Center. The same guy who told the Nebraskan about the skyscrapers jumps off, and is swept back up by the wind at the last minute. The Nebraskan couldn't believe his eyes, and says, "Well, if it works for him, It'll work for me!"

He jumps off, approaches the ground at an extremely fast rate, and unfortunately becomes part of the pavement.
The second guy turns to the first guy, shaking his head and says: "Gee Superman, you're a mean drunk!"