Slogans for Promoting National Condom Week
- Cover your stump before you hump
- Before you attack her, wrap your wacker
- Don't be silly, protect your willy
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner
- You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
- If you won't sack it, then go home and wack it
- If you think she is spunky, cover your monkey
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
- If you go into heat, package your meat
- When undressing venus, wrap up your penis
- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
- Wrap in foil before checking her oil
- Especially in december, gift-wrap your member
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- The right selection, check your erection
- A crank with armor will never harm her
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.