Four Union Members were discussing how smart their dogs were.

The first was a United Auto Worker who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle and a triangle which the dog did with no sweat.

The United Steel Workers member said he thought his dog was better. His dog, named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into 4 piles of 3 each which Slide-Rule did with no problems.

The Oil,Chemical, and Atomic Workers member said that was good, but he felt his dog was much better. His dog named Magnum Measure was told to go and get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10 ounce glass. The dog did this with no problems.

All three agreed this was very good and that all the dogs were smart. Then they all truned to the Teamsters Member and asked, "What can your dog do?"

The Teamster Member called his dog, whose name was Coffee Break, and said, "Show the fellows what you can do." The dog went over, pissed on the blackboard, ate the cookies, drank the milk and screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workman's Compensation and went home on sick leave.