Of course you've heard that Snow White was fired from Disneyland. She threw Pinocchio on the ground, sat on his face, and screamed "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

This is a sick and perverted rumor. Really...trying to damage Pinocchio's and Ms. White's reputations like that. Let's set the record straight here... what she _really_ screamed was:

"Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!..."