On a small farm there were three roosters - a normal rooster, a stupid rooster, and a gay rooster.

It's dawn, and the three roosters wake up ready to crow. The smart one climbs up on top of the henhouse and goes "c----a-doodle-doo! c----a-doodle-doo!". He jumps off.

The retarded rooster climbs up and goes "Doodle-doodle-c---! Doodle-doodle-c---!". He jumps off.

The gay rooster climbs up and goes "Any-c---'ll-do! Any-c---'ll-do!"