Things Men Can Say When Caught Looking At Another Woman
- Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you.
Boy am I glad I ever got away from her.
What a moron.
- I think that's the girl I knew from high school who was committed to an asylum and turned out to be a real nut case.
- Look at that guy ... over there ... behind the woman.
- I can't believe that outfit she is wearing.
(Said disdainfully)
- I know you're probably thinking I was staring at a beautiful woman, but to me she is like one of those fancy bakery cakes that looks good, but then you have a bite and it is so sweet that it makes you sick.
She makes me sick.
(It helps if you convulse a little at the end here ... maybe it will camouflage your drool.)
- Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen?
(Chances are she hasn't seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her.)
- Do you think she's prettier than me?
(Give her a taste of her own medicine.)
Submitted By: Anonymous
Sep 23, 1999 13:10