Top Ten Signs Your Child Is Too Old To Breastfeed
- He can open your blouse by himself
- While sucking on one breast he caress the other
- He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue
- He keeps slipping dollar bills under your belt
- He uses your milk as a creamer for his coffee
- Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine
- After each feeding he has a smoke
- He frequently invites his friends over for dinner
- You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "dueling Banjos"
- You get beard abrasions while feeding him
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 20, 1999 15:21