Top Elf Pick-Up Lines
- "I'm down here!"
- "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
- "I was once a lawn ornament for Jon Bon Jovi."
- "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler"
- "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
- "I can eat my weight in c---tail weiners"
- "I taught Santa everything he knows."
- "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
- "I'm free on Christmas Eve."
- "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
- "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
- "You know what they say about guys with big ears."
- "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
- "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
- "I can get you off the naughty list."
Submitted By: Thorn
Dec 7, 1998 09:27