Timber Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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FROM: THE TREES
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StoP tHE LogGINg oR wE WiLl coNtInUE To KIll oNe CeleBrITY EacH WeEK.

TheRe ARe nO SkIinG "aCciDenTS".

Submitted By: Bruce Mackey
Jan 24, 1998 18:36

This joke is rated: G