What a woman says:
Cmon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!

What a man hears:
Cmon......blah blah blah blah blah
You and i......blah blah blah
blah blah blah on the floor
blah blah blah no clothes
blah blah blah blah blah Now!