I'm sweatin' like Robert Downey Jr. in a squad car!

I'm sweatin' like Dick Cheney eating a steak and cheese!

I'm sweatin' like Darryl Strawberry in a urinalysis!

I'm sweatin' like Jon Benet Ramsey's Parents (or Gary Condit) in a polygraph!

I'm sweatin' like Jesse Helms at a Village People concert!

I'm sweatin' like Korey Stringer in training camp!

I'm sweatin' like Robert Downey Jr. in a squad car again!!!

I'm sweatin' like Jesse Jackson on Father's Day!

I'm sweatin' like Al Sharpton - period!

I'm sweatin' like Steve Spurrier with an 0-5 record!