A man walks into a bank, and proceeds to walk up to the teller's counter.

"I want to open a f---ing checking account," the man snarled.
"I beg your pardon, sir," the teller replied.
"Listen, damn it, I said I want to open a f---ing checking account."
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't tolerate language like that in our bank."

She left the window, walked over to the bank manager and whispered in his ear. The two returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no goddamn problem," the man insisted. "I just won ten million dollars in the lottery and I want to open a f---ing checking account!!!"
"I see, sir," the manager said. "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?"