How Many Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
- How many IS guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll put you in the queue and get back to you next week.
- How many Mac users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs are made of glass, and that makes them too much
like Windows.
- How many OS/2 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's never been put to the test: OS/2 bulbs are crash-resistant.
- How many support technicians does it take to change a
lightbulb?
Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
- How many Windows 3.1 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one at a time; they don't do preemptive multitasking.
- How many Windows 95 users does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like, but only if your system meets or exceeds a
fast 486 processor with 16MB of RAM.
- How many Evangelistas does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them. One to publish the old bulb's email address and the
rest mail-bomb it until it goes away.
- How many America Online users does it take to change a
lightbulb?
None. They wait for new lightbulbs to be added.
- How many computer magazine editors does it take to change a
lightbulb?
We don't know, they never return calls or email.
- How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
404 (Not found).