Ebonics Seminars For Men

  1. HOTEL:
    I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
  2. RECTUM:
    I had 2 cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
  3. DISAPPOINTMENT:
    My parole officer tol me if i miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
  4. FORCLOSE:
    If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORCLOSE.
  5. CATACOMB:
    Don King was at the fight the other night, Man somebody give that CATACOMB.
  6. ODYSSEY:
    I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the t-ts on this hoe.
  7. HORDE:
    My sister got int trouble because she HORDE around in school.
  8. INCOME:
    I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.
  9. HONOR:
    At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?
  10. FORTIFY:
    I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.



Submitted By: Joe Watson
1/13/97

This joke is rated: PG
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