A woman was throwing a costume party where everyone had to dress up as an emotion in order to be admitted.

She was at the door when the first guest arrived, dressed in blue. "Aha, " she said. "I see you must be the blues." The guest nodded and went inside.

The next guest was in green, and she said, "I bet you're green with envy." The guest nodded and went inside.

The next guest showed up completely naked but had a bowl of custard strapped around his waist and his penis was stuck in the middle of it. The hostess couldn't figure out what he was, so she inquired.

The guest replied, "I'm f---ing disgusted."