Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. What you have is just stress pain. When I feel like this I go to my wife and make love to her. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got very nice house."