There was a fish in the river watching this fly fly really high and really fast. The fish thought, "If that fly will fly a little bit slower and a little bit lower then I could have myself some breakfast."
Well, there was a bear watching this fish, who was watching this fly fly really high and realy fast, and the bear was thinking, "If that fly will fly a little bit lower and a little bit slower then the fish will catch the fly and I will catch the fish and I'll have myself some breakfast."
There was also a hunter watching this bear, watching the fish, watching the fly who was flyng really high and really fast. The hunter thought to himself, "If that fly will fly a little bit lower and a little bit slower then the fish will catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, and I will shoot the bear and i will have myself some breakfast."
Well, there was a mouse watching the sandwich in the hunters pocket, the hunter was watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly fly really high and really really fast. The mouse thought to himself, "If that fly will fly a little bit lower and a little bit slower then the fish will catch the fy the bear will catch the fish the hunter will shoot the bear and the sandwich will fall out of the hunter's pocket and I can have myself some breakfast."
There was a cat watching the mouse watching the sandwich in the hunter's pocket who was watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly fly really really high and really really fast. The cat thought, "If that fly will fly a little bit lower and a little bit slower then the fish will catch the fly the bear will catch the fish the hunter will shoot the bear the sandwich will fall out of the hunter's pocket the mouse will eat the sandwich and I will catch the mouse and i can have myself some breakfast."
Well, the fly flew a little bit lower and a little bit slower. The fish caught the fly; the bear caught the fish; the hunter shot the bear, and his sandwich fell out of his pocket; and the mouse started to eat the sandwich and the cat jumped in the river.
Do you want to know what the moral of this story is??
The longer the foreplay...the wetter the pussy.
Submitted By: Anonymous