Guy goes into a bar and sees this bucket of money in front of this old horse, so he asks the guy in the bar what is up? So they tell him you put a $5 in the bucket and if you can make the horse laugh you get all the money.

So the guy says ok sure he put's his $5 in there whispers in the horse's ear and all of a sudden this horse is laughing I mean he's rolling on the floor so the guy takes the money and leaves.

A couple of month's later the guy walks back into the bar and the money in the bucket is substantial and this time they tell him he has to make the horse cry so he goes over to the horse and does something and the horse starts crying. I mean this horse is ready to commit suicide, So the guy takes the money.

Then the guy's in the bar ask him "Look we have to know what did you do?" and the guy replies "Well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him."