Rejected State Mottos

Vermont:
Yep
New York:
You want a @#$%@#! motto! I got yer @#$%@#! motto right here!
Washington:
Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers!
Wisconsin:
Come cut our cheese
Oregon:
Because spotted owls taste better roasted
California:
As seen on TV...
Virginia:
Where Elizabeth Taylor blimped out
New Hampshire:
Go away and leave us alone
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender...
North Dakota:
How much duller can you get?
Alabama:
Literasy Ain't Everthing
Arkansas:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa
Kentucky:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
Minnesota:
For Sale
Mississippi:
Ignrint -- and Proud of it
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, Unabomer, and Very Little Else
New Jersey:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
North Carolina:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!



Submitted By: Anonymous

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