Two ancient statues of a man and woman were visited by an angel one day. The angel told them that "because you've brought smiles and deep thoughts to humans over hundreds of years, I'm going to give you 30 minutes of life to do whatever you want.

With a clap of the angel's hands, the statues came to life. They looked at each other for a minute then darted behind a park bench into the bushes. The bushes were rustling and there was lots of giggling and laughter. After awhile, the statues came up for air.

The angel said "You still have 15 more minutes to go. You can do whatever makes you happy."

The male statue said "That was great fun! This time you hold the pidgeon while I poop on its head!"