Don%u2019t ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son%u2019s campus during a business trip.

Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside.

"Does Dylan Houseman live here?"

"Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We%u2019ll bring him in later."